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2009-04-24T02:25:00.000-07:00

HELLO READERS!
ANN IS HERE TO SAVE THIS BLOG MAN!

School starts again! You all may be feeling sad but not this girl over here!
Look at her happy face and her V^^V

In the picture, I can see that the girl is very happy. She is wearing an orange shirt. She has black hair. She wears glasses. I assume the shirt must be from CCA Fiesta because she told me so.
On the other hand, the girl in white seems to be her friend because they are beside each other.

The girl on the orange is sitting on the right while the girl in white is sitting on the left. But the white girl is sitting on the orange girl's right while the orange girl is sitting on the white girl's left.
CHIM BO!

In the bottom left corner of the picture, I can see a light blue toy rhino. I assume this rhino belongs to the V^^V girl in the picture and she got this toy from the KinderBueno egg.

In conclusion, this girl is so cute.

KKK LAME.

I hope everyone will be as happy as the V^^V girl in the picture!
Don't play games liao, must study ok!

Byebye I go dota liao.
HEHEHEHE!

2009-02-18T07:35:00.000-08:00

Haha, Hui Ting showed me some funny videos
Watch them if you need some entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dptyqVjt1nc&feature=related

This a video on beatboxing. Super zai!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8c7az9_K1Q&feature=related

2009-02-05T05:57:00.000-08:00

Sup Jiaosters!
Today is Hui Shan and Boss's de BCOMM presentation! Must say both of you did well!

Let's hope everything goes well for you all!
I took a picture of Hui Shan today and a sneak shot of Boss during presentation too! Pro right!
Let you all see!

This is boss during her presentation..

This is Hui Shan in formal wear!

And we have a VIP today..
Which is none other than...

MY LURB LURB TAN WEIJIE !

Song bo! Businessman point middle finger leh ~

2009-02-04T06:53:00.000-08:00

Introducing.. HUISHAN THE GHOSTBUSTER!!

A female ghost was spotted in Ngee Ann Poly's toilet this afternoon! Ann, a 17 year old victim saw the ghost and shouted for help.

The ghostbuster who was in the toilet doing her big business heard her scream, and rushed to her rescue without using toilet paper (EEEWW)

Using her ultimate skills, Hui Shan finally caught the ferocious ghost after a tough battle of 3 minutes! And now let's review some of the exciting moments!

Ghost Nadira napping in process..

CAUGHT!

She even hit the headlines of today's newspaper!

Song bo! Famous liao. I think I also want join that course.

Love,
Ann.

2009-02-03T06:06:00.000-08:00

see our future career woman! wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Group Photo! Emo kid spotted. At bottom.

ok story goes like this:

Ann and HS happily eating tu tu kueh.

Boss: Hey I take picture of you two la!

Ann and Hs: oh,ok

So the picture was born

Yumm tutu kueh nehwayz

Dun be alarmed. This is not a ghostly picture or what. ( referring to the missing of Ann's hand)

Just that boss took the picture at wrong time.

By the way, we still write compo in poly. Haha, especially during FFA. Right?

-HuiShan!-

2009-01-23T05:01:00.000-08:00

Oi yo whats up people today featuring WENXUAN and her ZHAO PAI DONG ZUO!

Lets do it together!
*Clap clap raises hand*

Ann is here wishing all of you all very very happy chinese new year, hope everyone of you all get angbao fat fat!

2009-01-16T07:42:00.000-08:00

HIHIHIHIHI!

Me Ann the Pro is here to update this si lang jiaoster blog!

Been so long since we last talk cock, because all along we sing song and play mahjong until we forgot to talk cock,

as you know, singing song and playing mahjong are substitutes for talking cock,

hence, the motivation to talk cock is elastic.

LOL, THIS IS TALK COCK MAN.

Enough of crap.

Down to serious business.. *sips my cup of coffee*

ITB webpage is finish! Sam's group was the pwn!

Sibei nice man hope my company earn money liao can eat their company then their webpage can throw inside toilet bowl already HEHEHE.

Today I specially feature GLADYS cos I know she's a loyal reader and she wants this blog to be updated so thats why today got GLADYS in our post!

YAY ROCK ON READERS!

ROCK MORE ANN!

2009-01-13T04:25:00.000-08:00

Hui Ting dun kill me please. You look cute here ^^ Beware of boss. She likes to take pic when people are not ready yet -.-

Yo Hui Shan here. Its been one week since school reopened but jiaosters are way too busy to update this frigging blog. Ok, there are at least 2k words in this post. So, dun complain any more!

(a pic speaks a thousand words)

2008-12-20T06:27:00.000-08:00

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next is little Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

Last is little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands". The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking."

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit."

-HuiShan!-

2008-12-15T07:14:00.000-08:00

Happy bithday Boss!

We shall meet up soon!

Happy belated birthday to Lijun&Gladys too (:

-Loves,Ann&HuiShan-

2008-12-06T06:27:00.000-08:00

Hello!

So sorry the blog hasn't been updated for awhile. All of us have been busy because it's the exam week leh ! So... I guess this blog will be updated after this week.

Meanwhile, lets update you on jokes !

Presenting a series of Yo Mama jokes !

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo mama's so old, when she was at school...there was No history class!

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her drinks were on the house... she went and got a ladder.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo mama's so stupid that I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

Yo mama's so fat, folks exercise by jogging around her!

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Mind you I'm not insulting anyone's mum!

Loves,

Ann!

2008-12-03T05:38:00.000-08:00

Hello, readers.

Also dun know still got readers or not actually.

-.-

But nevermind!

Today S&W not so tiring.

We happy.

CATS ended, went makan, then then study in the library.

This siao ting dong joined me and ann!

WONG HUI TING!

See the sweet she holding?

We were scammed by some people lor, asked us to buy.

Lazy upload mine and ann's picture. Ps.

Joey came to join us for a while ^^

I stm I think, cannot remember what other things happened today.

Oh ya, Johnson also came to teach us FFA but in the end, like sort of wasted his time. Ps..

Ok, we left around 5.30pm. Erm, not a very productive day. Heh. So, buck up jiaosters!

2008-11-28T04:30:00.000-08:00

Jannah: "Love you so much!"

Kai Ling: "Mai la mai la!"

Me come to update blog !

Okay so this is for a few days ago, we had our lunch not in the canteen, but somewhere outside the canteen with nice nice scenery, (but got alot of ants but we want face so we bear with the ants).

Scenery so nice no one eat there so wasted, so we dabao our Hokkien Mee go there eat lor.

Wah this post alot of unglam peeks but nevermind la chiong liao.

Wah sibei unglam

Oi you wtf

I don't know what I looking at

This one I duno what Hui Shan doing

Ok song song blog finish liao!

2008-11-25T07:59:00.000-08:00

YO! Guess who is this posting?
Guess correct got prize leh.
Wah, see my friend soooo cute!

Seeeeeeeeeeee, she is cute even when sleeping.

Yahs, you know I like to jiao.

Nehways, see Wayne's mouth, so big. :O
Thats all folks. (:

Oh, Lien Ying Chow says byebye.

Ps: Can learn more about him at Ngee Ann's library level 3.

Quote of the day: A jiaowei a day keeps all troubles away.

By: HUISHAN!

Prize: the element of joy

2008-11-25T05:44:00.000-08:00

Okay since today no pictures, I shall share a joke.
Sorry ah, this joke is NC16.
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There was a girl who likes to climb trees everyday after she is dismissed from school.
One day, while skipping home, she saw a tall tree and decided to climb it.After reaching a certain height, she looked down and saw an old man standing right beneath her, at the bottom of the tree.

When she got home, she told her Mum;
"mummy! you know I climb tree got this old man keep standing under the tree leh! why ah?'
Her mum answered;
"You stupid ah?! You wear skirt climb so high, of course is because he want see your panties la!! Next time don't be so stupid!"

The next day, the same thing happened. The girl climbed up the tree again and the old man was standing under the tree.

But this time, she went home and told her mum;
"Mummy! I'm a clever girl today! You said the old man wanted to see my panties so today I never wear panties and climbed the tree!!"

........

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-ANN

2008-11-24T00:07:00.000-08:00

HI !
Ann here today to update the jiaoster blog!

Today was damn heng sia!
Me and Hui Shan were late for class!
Luckily teacher never scold us, but by the time we reached the class, they were already going through the tutorial answer Question 3 already!
So me and Hui Shan were like in a panic to open the door and beg teacher to let us in !!

No la just kidding, actually the teacher haven't reach the classroom yet.. See, empty one.

So before teacher arrived, me, boss and shuai ge went around the floor to look for things to make fun of. We went into the toilet and found nothing. So JUST AS WE LEFT THE TOILET,

BOSS EXCLAIMED!

"EH THIS ONE SEE!"

Then we saw this..

ZOMG AH GUA !

2008-11-23T03:32:00.000-08:00

Hahaha! Yah right Ann, well said.
Cannot let this blog die ok!
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Anyway, check this out.
Such a small box...

But it can contain 1 whole chicken!

Amazing.
Sounds stupid though. Cause I got nothing to blog actually!
=p
I shall share 2 jokes then. (:
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There was this lady who always thought LOL meant "Lots of Love". She managed to go through computer life without incident for a while.
One day, the mother of a dear friend of hers passed away.She sent her the following message: "Sorry to hear about the death of your dear mother, LOL"
For some reason she never heard from her again.
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Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
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"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
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The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

-posted by HS aka shuai ge-

2008-11-22T22:18:00.001-08:00

OK sup jiaosters THIS IS THE FIRST POST OF OUR VERY OWN BLOG!
So the purpose of this blog is simply just to record our memories all in HERE.
So that even after 10years we can still remember the ups and downs we've been through.
We'll look back and laugh at moments together, cos I know sooner or later we'll be moving on in our life, maybe we won't have the chance to be together and talk crap again.
Sweet aye !

So blog away !

Our ITB's part 1 over already! Thanks Hui Shan and Boss for staying back to do!
Boss went home earlier cos she's sick. She hardly spoke. Get well soon boss!
Hui Shan and me stayed in school and did till 9 30pm ! Good job Hui Shan yayyyy !
The other classmates came and sort of gave us moral support. SWEEET SWEET FEELING RIGHT HUI SHAN!

Kai Ling I need pictures wheeeee ohhhhh wheee !